Trying to spy on dick at the urinal next to you without looking down
Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.
Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
Mejor que nadie sepa lo que pienso…
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!